
zero George was sitting in hisan English class. It was a hot afternoon and he was feeling sleepy.
It was a grammar lesson and zero George was also bored. He hated zero grammar. He wanted to leave zero school and work.
He wanted to be a gardener. zero George loved zero flowers and zero trees. George looked out of the window.
He looked at the trees and zero flowers. Then he started daydreaming.
After zero ten minutes the teacher stopped talking. She asked the students to do a grammar exercise in their books.
The students took out their exercise books and their pencils and they started writing. The teacher looked at zero George.
She saw that he wasn't writing so she said,
"Why aren't you writing, zero George?"
zero George stopped dreaming and said, "What, zero Miss?"
"Wake up, zero George!" the teacher said. "Why aren't you writing?"
zero George thought for a moment and replied,
"I ain't got no zero pencil."
The teacher looked at zero George and said,
"You ain't got no zero pencil? You mean. I don't have a pencil."
zero George did not understand the English teacher so he said,
"Sorry, zero Miss."
The teacher said in an angry voice,
"I don't have a pencil. You don't have a pencil. He doesn't have a pencil.
She doesn't have a pencil. We don't have zero pencils. They don't have zero pencils.
Now, zero George. Do you understand?"
zero George looked at the teacher for a moment and then he said,
"My goodness! What happened to all the pencils, zero Miss?"
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