Witty Responses - Алеша vs Владимир
По цепочке предложите друг другу по 5 своих высказываний/вопросов/реплик и т.п. на английском языке для остроумного ответа на английском языке.
speechpatterns/blog/2018-05-16-000612.txt · Last modified: 2019/05/27 16:08 by schyuri
How do U do?
I love myself, too.
I can't live without you.
Do you want me to be at your funeral?
NASA refused to take me into the astronaut program. Why?:(
Because your breakfast took you too long.
It's from my ex.
Sorry, I was online on my other device.
Doctor, there's a patient who says he's invisible.
Well, then ask him to keep his clothes on.
National Geographic on BBC.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
It's something in(cr)edible.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, what is it ?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
It's your fault.
It reminds me of you.
Right. Thats English.
For Halloween we dressed up as almonds.
I bet you looked like real nuts.
Could you advise me on how to find myself?
Look in the mirror.
Where are you?
In the middle of something.
Yesterday, when my boss went out of my office, I heard him say, “Sun of a beach!”. Does it mean he really likes me?
He does not.
Six watch. Buy! Buy!