Сliche Responds - Владимир vs Алеша

Предложите друг другу по цепочке по 10 реплик-клише (lead-in) и дайте узуальные/релевантные ответы-клише (lead-out).

Образец,

Первая сторона:

Hi! How are you?

Вторая сторона:

I'm fine.

vladimir, alex

Discussion

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/03/31 06:48

(Mumbling) I didn'tgothere.

Alex, 2018/04/05 19:07, 2018/04/05 19:55

Sorry, I didn't get that. Could you say it again, please.

I caught a cold.

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/04/06 03:00

Get well soon.

Here is your change.

Alex, 2018/04/29 22:33, 2018/04/29 22:41

Thanks. Bye! или
Oh, I almost forgot it. Thanks! или
You can keep it.

I've read your book!

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/03 18:45

Can I have it back?

Can you do me a favour?

Alex, 2018/05/06 13:11

Can I have it back? - Я имел ввиду книгу, которую ты написал:)

Sure! Whatever you need.

(mother to son) Do you love your mommy?

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/12 06:28

Я имел ввиду книгу, которую ты написал:) → Хорошо бы это знать в самом начале, в виде комментирования, расшифровки контекста.

Alex, 2018/05/14 21:57

My bad.

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/12 06:30

Of course, I do.

Is everything ok?

Alex, 2018/05/14 21:56, 2018/05/14 22:36

It's ok, I'm fine, thanks!

(реплика родителя, когда он зашел)

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/15 14:52

Who has done this?

Are you up?

Alex, 2018/05/16 22:28, 2018/05/16 22:28

Still in bed.

(ее возможная реплика)

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/17 06:50

WTF?

Guess what?

Alex, 2018/05/17 23:14

What?

(реплика коротковолосого)

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/18 21:23, 2018/05/18 21:24

Oh. I am sorry.

(На улице очень жарко, зашли в кафе, в котором тоже жарко. Реплика официанта.)
Coffee?

Alex, 2018/05/19 21:26

Just water, please.

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/22 19:52

Two minutes.

Can I help you with your bags?

Alex, 2018/05/23 20:01, 2018/05/25 16:59

Yes, please. Could you take this one.

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/25 17:03

Don't jump the queue and take your turn like everyone else!

Don't touch this.

Alex, 2018/05/26 17:48, 2018/05/26 18:21

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Vladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/26 18:28

Excuse me!