====== English Teaching Theatre - Unit 01 - Tea Break ====== http://e-repa.ru/speech-practice/conversation-practice/tea-break/tea-break.html Scene A rehearsal room in a theatre Characters Five actors taking a tea break: Tom, Jerry, Jane, Martin, Sara **Jerry** All right. That’s enough. It’s time for a cup of tea. **Tom** Oh, good. A cup of tea. I can’t wait. //Jerry, Jane, Martin and Sara sit down. There is no chair for Tom.// **Jane** OK, Tom, make the tea. **Tom** Me? **Sara** Yes, make the tea. **Tom** Make the tea? Me? **Jane** Why not? **Tom** All right. What do I have to do? I mean, how do you make tea? **Jerry** Huh! He doesn’t know how to make tea! **Tom** OK, Jerry. How do you make tea? **Jerry** Er...I don’t know. //The others laugh.// **Martin** Listen, Tom - it’s easy. Put some water in the kettle. **Sara** Put the kettle on the stove. **Jane** Light a match. **Martin** Turn on the gas. **Sara** And light the gas. **Jane** Then put some tea in the teapot - **Tom** It sounds a bit complicated. **Jane** Oh, come on! It’s easy! **Martin** Listen, Tom. You don’t have to make the tea. **Tom** Oh, good. **Martin** You can get some from the cafe. **Tom** Oh. OK. See you later. //Tom goes towards the door.// **Jerry** Wait a minute! **Tom** What? **Jane** You don’t know what we want yet. **Tom** Oh, yes. Sorry. What do you all want? Sara? **Sara** I’d like a cup of tea - with no milk and no sugar. **Tom** One tea - no milk, no sugar. Jane? **Jane** I’d like a cup of tea - with lots of milk and no sugar. **Tom** Lots of milk - no tea. Right. **Jane** No sugar! **Tom** No sugar. Right. Jerry? **Jerry** I'd like a lemon tea and a big cream cake. **Tom** A lemon cake and a cream tea. **Jerry** Careful! **Tom** What do you want, Martin? **Martin** A whisky and soda. **Tom** With milk and sugar? **Martin** Of course. //Tom wants to check the orders.// **Tom** OK. Let me get this right. Sara, you want a cup of tea, with no milk and no sugar. **Sara** Yes. Oh...No. On second thoughts, I think I’d prefer coffee. **Tom** Coffee. **Sara** Yes, a cup of coffee - with milk and sugar. **Tom** Right. So - it's one coffee with milk and sugar, and one tea with milk and sugar. **Jane** No sugar! **Tom** No sugar. Right. Jerry, you want a lemon tea and a big cream cake. **Jerry** That’s right. **Tom And Martin** - you want a whisky and soda. **Martin** With milk and sugar. **Tom** With milk and sugar. Right OK. See you in a minute. //Tom leaves. Very soon, he comes back.// **Tom** Right. Here you are. One coffee and soda, one whisky and cream, one lemon and milk, and one big sugar cake. All right? **Jane** Martin? **Martin** Yes? **Jane** Go and make some tea. {{tag>}} ~~DISCUSSION~~