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**Задание**:
Put the adjectives in brackets in the correct order in these jokes:
1. (dead, blue, big)
Waiter, there’s a......................fly in this meat soup.
>That’s the meat, sir!
2. (intelligent, young, nice)
Do you think you could spend your life with a.....................man like me?
> Sure - as long as he wasn’t too much like you!
3. (thick, library, English)
I borrowed a......................book called “How to Hug” yesterday.
> Are you enjoying it?
No. It was disappointing. I took it back to the library this morning.
> What was wrong with it?
The book was volume 7 of the Encyclopedia Britannica!
4.(plastic, small, black)
Doctor, my hair has started to fall out. Can you give me something for it?
> Certainly. Here’s a......................bag.
5. (brown, horrible, little)
Hey! What’s that................. thing on your shoulder?
> Aaaaargh! What is it?
Don’t panic! It’s only your head!
6. (Italian, red, fast)
(silk, evening, £2000)
I’ve got this terrible problem.
> What’s wrong?
Well, I’ve got a......................sports car and I’ve just bought a ......................dress for my girlfriend.
> So, what’s the problem?
I haven’t got any money to pay for them!
7. (chocolate, home-made, delicious)
What do you have in your bag?
> Some......................cakes.
If I guess how many you’ve got in your bag, will you give me one?
> Certainly. In fact, if you guess correctly, I’ll give you both.
OK. I think you’ve got six in the bag.
8. (Spanish, expensive, acoustic)
Your Uncle Ted is coming tomorrow. Where’s the......................guitar he gave you for your birthday?
> I threw it out.
But why? It must have cost him a fortune!
> It had a hole in it!
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