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Here are some corny 'Waiter, waiter!' jokes to listen to. Many of these depend on word-play.

01.mp3 Presenter: Here are some traditional 'Waiter, waiter!' jokes.
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Shh, don't , .
02.mp3 Customer: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: liquid , .
03.mp3 Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: , there's , he'll .
04.mp3 Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: it's , sir.

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05.mp3 Customer: Waiter, there's a dead fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: 's , , 't .
06.mp3 Customer: Waiter, you've got your thumb in my soup.
Waiter: 't , , 's .