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Once zero Mark Twain was traveling in zero France by zero train. He wanted to go to a small town near zero Paris. It was very late at zero night he was very tired and wanted to sleep. He asked the conductor to wake him up when they got to the town and went to sleep. It was zero early morning when he woke up and the train was already in zero Paris.
zero Mark Twain was very angry. He ran up to the conductor and cried, "I asked you to wake me up. Why didn't you do it? I am very angry with you".
The conductor looked at him for a moment and said, "You may be very angry, zero Sir, but not so angry as the American whom I put off the train instead of you".
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