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Witty Responses - Алеша vs Владимир

По цепочке предложите друг другу по 5 своих высказываний/вопросов/реплик и т.п. на английском языке для остроумного ответа на английском языке.

Discussion

Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/22 20:10

How do U do?

AlexAlex, 2018/05/23 20:01

Ask “U”.

Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/25 16:56

I love myself, too.

I can't live without you.

AlexAlex, 2018/05/26 17:48

Do you want me to be at your funeral?

NASA refused to take me into the astronaut program. Why?:(
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Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2018/05/26 18:50

Because your breakfast took you too long.

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AlexAlex, 2019/05/11 00:11

It's from my ex.

Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/12 09:46

Sorry, I was online on my other device.

Doctor, there's a patient who says he's invisible.

AlexAlex, 2019/05/12 15:35, 2019/05/12 16:25

Well, then ask him to keep his clothes on.

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Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/12 20:46

National Geographic on BBC.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

AlexAlex, 2019/05/15 21:38

It's something in(cr)edible.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, what is it ?

Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/18 15:14

A duckling.

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

AlexAlex, 2019/05/18 16:45

yourpassword

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Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/18 19:53, 2019/05/18 19:54

It's your fault.

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AlexAlex, 2019/05/18 23:21

It reminds me of you.

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Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/19 18:50

Right. Thats English.

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds.

AlexAlex, 2019/05/19 23:21

I bet you looked like real nuts.

Could you advise me on how to find myself?

Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/22 18:07

Look in the mirror.

Where are you?

AlexAlex, 2019/05/23 17:05

In the middle of something.

Yesterday, when my boss went out of my office, I heard him say, “Sun of a beach!”. Does it mean he really likes me?

Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/26 11:28

He does not.

How much?

AlexAlex, 2019/05/26 20:04

Six watch. Buy! Buy!

Vladimir LopatinVladimir Lopatin, 2019/05/27 16:08

By-By!

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